Author: E.V.I.L. Lemons
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This is the collective story of all the things on the thread "New Game".
Evil Lemons was searching IP when he came across three Giant Squids. After getting a team of super heroes, and defeating the squid. They had to fiqure out what to do with squid. They decided to sell it to the Family who were going to market sushi as a front. When out of nowhere they saw something. Its a bunny, Awwwwww so cute but it happens to be 50 foot tall and heading for the Yellow line. Fortunately, along with this new giant bunny monster, there is also a new contact standing by the yellow line. He's the bunny expert and can sell you the Giant Carrot temp power. the only problem is, the giant bunny is almost there. The new temp power is actually a giant carrot gun. It works by shooting a normal size carrot, but as it flies, it expands, thus catching the eye of the giant bunny. There just was not enough time to get the heroes needed to defeat this monster class bunny. They needed a distraction.
"This is my destiny!" shouted a new hero as he landed next to the contact. The contact tried to give the hero his new temp power but it was denied.
"I have a feeling I won't need that!", Das Carrot said as he started to fly toward the rampaging bunny. "I'll keep him busy while you gather the heroes." Unfortunately, Das Carrot was talking to himself and no one heard his cry. After, 1 day Das carrot had only 3 limbs left, eaten by the bunny. But Evil Lemons came and set the bunnies fur on fire, and defeated it without the carrot gun. Then he learned that the bunny was a distraction....for from out behind the shadows came a 6 ft. banana in pleated pants, eating lemon merangue pie. Evil Lemons, from his fear of pleated stuff, and people eating Lemons (if you eat lemons you disgust me) immediately went back to the contact with the carrot gun and fired it at the banana. Little did he realize that the fruits and vegetables were at war, and that the fruits had built an anti-vegetable force field. As the carrot sizzled away, the angry banana monster began rampaging. This puts evil lemons in quite the pickle. Should he join the banana and take over the world? No, he will... This puts evil lemons in quite the pickle (sorry for pun). Should he join the banana and take over the world? no, he will... As the banana approches something very ironic happens. The banana slips and falls over on a banana peel. Just as this happens there is a massive explosion from Terra Volta. All the war walls everwhere go down, the lights go out, the trains stop. It was the reactor, there is nothing but rubble and ashes.
Up from the ashes comes....... ...a watermellon doom that comands E.V.I.L Lemons. with is deep broading voice say.. ".... No! Not the Oreo gang!"
From over the hill stream a massive army of Oreo cookies, followed by a large walking glass of milk! Just then, Captain Icy-Hot shows up and freezes the milk in his path... As he begins to freeze the milk, the banana stands up and screams bloody murder. Little did we all realize the banana was lactose intolerant (spelling help needed). Thankfully, there was an emo oreo who jumped in some unfrozen milk, and soaked it up, while killiing himself in the process! The Watermelon controlling Evil Lemons wasn't strong enough to controll our hero, and he broke free. He destroyed the oreo gang, and tortured the banana by removing its skin. But little did every one know a new threat was imminent. From the depths of H**l came the TURTLE OF GIANT DESTRESTORING OF ALL FRUITS AND VEGITABLES AKA TOG DOAFAV. TOG DOAFAV for he came back for the E.V.I.L Lemon for what he had done 100 years ago. **Flashback** When they were in grade school, EVIL Lemons always picked on Tog. Took his lunch money, his lunch, even made Tog do his homework for him! Once day in the cafeteria, Lemons decided to pants Tog. He did it and screamed so everyone would look, point and laugh at Tog. That day was burned into Tog's mind forever more. Evil Lemons cried out, "We need a new hero for this threat! Someone call a therapist!" All the others heroes didn't want to help so Evil Lemons was forced into recruiting his arch nemesis Electronic Melon. Embracing his dark path he pantsed TOG once more while Electronic Melons AS'ed TOG. This destroyed TOG first form but his second form was 3,000,000,000 miny monsters. Just as the 3 billion mini monsters spawned Jinxy Cat arrived, with her many devices and assult rifle,
She ran into the centre of the 3 billion mini monsters and layed down a time bomb and an auto turret.
She then sprayed the auto turret with monster pheromone and then she ran to safety.
The clock started 15.....14......13......12 ...............
.........1, *BOOM*
Smoke and light poored onto the scene,but the time bomb had been a dud...the smoke cleared to reveal 300,000,000 mini-Togs, all of which (in addition to fusing an becoming more powerful) had gained Choreography! they all danced in time, never out of step, and 4 in the back were playing jazz instruments. And then they.... started there own workout channel on T.V. and made all the heroes in the world super buffer. However once the TV's were off the people became unhypnotized and decided to try out their new strength on the togs.
... TO BE CONTINUED
Special Thanks To: Dark Sushi, jinxycat, LordXenophon, bigspeer, Swissarmy68, knuck 29, goat000, Cam4evil0rgood, Captain_Icyhot, Black Tomcat, and Sunshine. Basically everyone in the thread
This is the collective story of all the things on the thread "New Game".
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