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Karaoke Contest 

After putting this off for way to long, we are finally running a new contest on CoH Gameamp. The contest is pretty simple. Find a song you enjoy, and change the words around to make it a song about City of Heroes.

There are a few simple rules:

1. Keep it clean!
2. Only post submissions in this thread, all questions should go in the Karaoke Contest Q&A thread
3. Staff are eligible to participate
4. Winners will be voted on by those in the community who didn’t participate
5. One submission per person
6. All posts that are not an entry will be deleted
7. Contest will begin July 18th and run until Aug 1st.
8. Voting will take place Aug 2nd through Aug 9

Right now the prizes will be for credit. If there is a lot participation in this contest we will see about running it again for some better prizes (like a time card).
1st Place will receive 100 credit.
2nd Place will receive 75 credit.
3rd Place will receive 50 credit.
07/18/06 11:19 Topic Locked
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Smells Like Teen Spirit (by NIRVANA) Lyrics:

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yay!

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay!

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido

A denial !!

Here is what I have turned it into......


Smells like ED

What is this nerf all about,
can't figure these enhancments out.
Load up on greens and grab some blues,
and get some sheilds, you'll need them too.

Oh no,oh no,oh no,ooh no
Oh no,oh no,oh no!

Now I'm grumbling,this is stupid!
I have four Tanks, now their useless!
I can't heard now, and I'm squishy!
No point in trying, I keep dying.
Not anotha
Not anotha
Not anotha
Not anotha

NERF!

And I just got my toggles dropped,
Oh well I guess it pays to reslot.
I think I might remake this toon,
Oh man it sucks,I play like a noob!

Oh no,oh no,oh no,ooh no
Oh no,oh no,oh no!

Now I'm grumbling,this is stupid!
I have four Tanks, now their useless!
I can't heard now, and I'm squishy!
No point in trying, I keep dying.
Not anotha
Not anotha
Not anotha
Not anotha

NERF!

I guess I'll just respec my Tanks,
I hate leaving all these powers blank.
Where should I put these extra slots,
I can't decide oh never mind.
Oh no,oh no,oh no,ooh no
Oh no,oh no,oh no!

Now I'm grumbling,this is stupid!
I have four Tanks, now their useless!
I can't heard now, and I'm squishy!
No point in trying,I keep dying.
Not anotha
Not anotha
Not anotha
Not anotha

NERF!
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Sing to Frosty the Snowman

Statesman the Nerfer
Was a happy nerfing soul
With a skull's mask and a stolen nose
And two eyes made out of evil

Statesman the Nerfer
Is a big fat jerk they say
He was made of hot air
But the children don't care
How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic
In that fouontain of youth they found
And when he placed it in his mouth
He began to be a jerk

Statesman the Nerfer
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could kill and prey
Just more then you and me

Statesman the Nerfer
Knew that evil was comin was that day
So he said let's run
And we'll have some fun
Dying because he left

Downtown to the pillage
With a nerfmonkey in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying kiss me if you can

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the police drone
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "BOB"

Statesman the Nerfer
Had to hurry on his way
But he punched goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again some day

Nerfety nerf nerf
Nerfety nerf nerf
Look at Statesman nerf
Nerfety nerf nerf
Nerfety nerf nerf
Over the hills of lies
07/18/06 15:51 Topic Locked
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

So I've been reading the posts of all those interested in the Karaoke contest, and I put together an entry in the hope that thejeni would indulge us. And here we are: Thank you thejeni, here is my entry.

Baba O'Riley

by The Who,

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally ,take my hand
Travel south crossland
Put out the fire
Don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh, oh
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

My version

Atta O'Riley

by The Sha

Outcasts in the fields
I fight and he heals
I get my badges as I’m lvling
I don't need flight
To move outta sight
I don't need to go to heaven

Don't gripe
Don't praise the hype
It's only Hollows wasteland

Sally, take my hits
In Salamanca Lake,
Put out the fires
Be a Volunteer Firefighter
The exodus is near
The Villainous ones are here
Let's team together
Before double XP’s over

Hollows wasteland
It's only Hollows wasteland
Hollows wasteland
Oh, oh
Hollows wasteland
Atta’s wasted!




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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Lyrics to Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers:

Gettin' nerfed in the town of Crey's Folly
States was a nerfer Posi was a helpa'
In Terra Volta they were gettin' badder
Price ya gotta' pay for complaining on the forums
What in the world do the Devs take us for?


Black nerfback, strikes Croatoa
Nerfin' a power in the set of Katana
They're bummers, downers, and failures
Oh their merry way saying were never gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a big soft nerfbat
Just another way to cry!


Developers give us peace
Simotainious decrease
Dev team give us love
Their terrible, and make me bleed
No! No!


Their a pain, annoyance, and menice
Should've seen them coming when the devs made a post
With a name like Nerfbat 2000
They were gonna come but devs didn't warn us
A heavly loaded nerf was gonna make us not breath
I hate the nerfs to death


Developers give us peace
Simotainious decrease
Dev team give us love
Their terrible, and make me bleed
No! No!


Who knew they nerfed So's!
Who knew that 10 people died of the nerf
To true, to make people love you
To true, they make me sad sad sad


States the nerfer, big playa' hata'
One for now and 11 more later
Never made it up to nerfing Regen
Fire/Fire blaster got nerfed in an order
Down in the dev room they were saving the worst for last
It only hurts with my Emp
Nerfing to fast!


Developers give us peace
Simotainious decrease
Dev team give us love
Their terrible, and make me bleed
No! No!


Developers give us peace
Simotainious decrease
Dev team give us love
Their terrible, and make me bleed
No! No!



~{City of Heroes}~
Dr.Clawed- Level 41 Claws/Regen/Dark Scrapper [Justice]
Icy-Jawa- Level 22 Ice/Ice Blstr [Justice]

$[City of Villains]$
Hast El Goto- Level 43 Nercro/Traps/Soul MM [Justice]
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Alright heres my submission. Mine instead of directly talking about the game talks from the viewpoint of the girlfriend of a guy who plays the game cumpulsively.

Original Song and Lyrics
Beach Boys: Wouldn't it be nice
QUOTE

Wouldnt it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldnt have to wait so long
And wouldnt it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together weve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldnt it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldnt be a single thing we couldnt do
We could be married
And then wed be happy

Wouldnt it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldnt it be nice


My Lyrics for it
QUOTE

Wouldnt it be nice if we were together
Then you wouldnt be on the game so long
And wouldnt it be nice to see your brother
He's in the real world where you belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and actually sleep together

Wouldnt it be nice if you could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the night together
You could wake up and do a TF or two

Happy times with IT you've been spending
I'm sure you wish the xp was neverending
well Wouldnt it be nice

Maybe if you think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldnt be a single thing I could do
We could atleast get married
And then I'd be happy

Wouldnt it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
The more you seem sad about living without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldnt it be nice




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RE: Karaoke Contest 

I had to go with a classic for the contest. If you don't recognize the song, you're Amish and aren't reading this anyway.




Damned youre a thug.
Got a big gang.
Hangin' in the street.
Gonna be
an AV some day.
You got paint on yo' face.
You big disgrace.
Throwin' that fire
all over the place.

We will
We will
Bust you!

We will
We will
Bust you!

Tesla you're a 'droid
Made out of scrap.
Scrounging in the street.
Gonna salvage
the world some day
You got trash for a face
You big disgrace.
Throwing that lightin'
All over the place

We will
We will
Bust you!

We will
We will
Bust you!

Bone Daddy you're a boss.
Got a lot of boys.
Fightin' in the streets.
Gonna run
the drug trade some day.
Gotta mask on yo' face.
You big disgrace.
Pedlin' that Dyne
all over the place.

We will
We will
Bust you!

We will
We will
Bust you!




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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Ok, i'll try my hand at this.

The Trooper by Iron Maiden
Original lyrics
QUOTE


Youll take my life but Ill take yours too
Youll fire you musket but Ill run you through
So when your waiting for the next attack
Youd better stand theres no turning back

The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of arcrid smoke and horses breath
As you plunge into a certain death

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We wont live to fight another day

We get so close near enough to fight
When a russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My bodys numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan



My version.
QUOTE

You'll take me down but I'll take you too
You'll fire your pistol but I'll run you through
So when your waiting for the next attack
You'd better start running back

The tank yells GO and the charge begins
But on this task force here no one wins
The smell of fire, smoke and minion breath
As we plunge into certain debt

The blaster sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the AV's guns
And as we race towards the evil wall
The screams of pain as the 'trollers fall

Def's raise the bodies that lay on the ground
And the AV fires another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day

The scrapper gets in close to fight
When the AV gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my life below

And as I lay there gazing at the floor
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and a mess
Without a tear I pop my last rez
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

I Will Survive, by Gloria Gaynor

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive


I Will Get By, by Sunshine


At first wasn't a real tank,
I was scrapper-like,
Kept tryin hard to learn the ropes
without you by my side.
but then I did a couple mishes,
on my own, just to see,
Being a real tank
is harder than i thought it'd be.
And now ive grown.
Level eightteen.
I just got burn,
this power is amazing to me.
i Did that stupid TF
from that guy in skyway City
I grew two levels
in an hour, or two or three.

Go on now, gank. and learn to tank.
ive earned enough levels
to up my SG rank.
Werent you the one, who tried to hurt me with a nerf,
you think i'd falter?
You think i'd Re-roll as an earth?
Oh, no, Not me.
I'm firey.
As long as i dip into pools,
I'll still be hard to beat.
I've got Half my defense to hold,
I'm not as strong as old,
But I'll get by.
I will get by!

It took all the skill I had, Not to die away,
Had to rest or hit my heal,
after every Fray,
And i spent oh so many missions,
letting blasters take aggro,
I got /ignored.
Until i repsecced him to be adored!
And now Theres Demos.
A whole new tank.
Im not that sissy little hero who likes to scrank.
You got picked for a team,
And thought you'd die alot,
But now im holding all the aggro,
You will get debt- not!

bad guys seven, eight. I learned to tank.
I dipped in the presence pool,
I no longer stink.
Werent you the one who tried to hurt me with your nerf,
You think i'd give up?
You think i'd re-roll as an Earth?
Oh, no, not me.
I'm firey.
As long as i have my shields,
Ill be a baked little hotty.
I'm better than before,
Way back in i4,
And I'll Get by.
I will Get By!




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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Your Toon Has No Game
(Where The Streets Have No Name – U2)

You’d better run
You’d better hide
Those Outcasts are all level twelve
And you’re level five
You should just log out
Before you’re flamed
‘Cause your toon has no game!

But you want to see
The look on their face
When your exemp comes in to town
Holding a mace!
But never you wander
From your mentor’s space
‘Cause your toon has no game!

Oh your toon has no game!
No your toon has no game!
You’re recharging
Is taking too long!
Hit points are gone!
Then you’re defeated,
I resurrect you.
It’s all I can do.

You reach level nine
And you think you can fight
But clockworks would all do you in
In Skyway tonight
You must find a place
Where you can’t feel the pain
‘Cause your toon has no game!

Oh your toon has no game!
No your toon has no game!
You’re recharging
Is taking too long!
Hit points are gone!
Then you’re defeated,
I resurrect you.
It’s all I can do.
‘Cause your toon has no game!
No your toon has no game!
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Doing good folks keep them coming



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Karaoke Contest Entry 

From Austin Powers
Dr.Evil-Just the 2 of Us

The ACTUAL Song
This is a very sensitive subject

Just the Two of us

Yeahhhhhh ahum ahum

From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An Evil Dr. Should speak aloud bout his feelings
My hurt and my pain dont make me too appealing


I'd Hope Scott
Would look up to me
Run the buisness of the family
Head an evil empire
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had

Scott would think
I was a cool guy
Returned the love I have
Make me wanna cry
Be Evil, but had my feelings too
Changed my life with Opra and Mya Angelou

But Scott rejected me
C'est La Ve
Life is cruel, treat you unfairly
Even so, a god there must be
Mini-me, you complete me

Just the two of us


Uh-huh
Yeah
just me and you
gettin jiggy with it
yeah,ahu
Quite pleasent really
YOU AND I
Daddy loves you
Daddy loves you
you and I





MY CITY OF HEROES VERSION

This is a very sensitive sidekick...

Just the two of us

Yeahhhhhh ahum ahum


From the moment I heard Jaun
Said I had a drone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
And Superman, Shouldnt speak to the clouds about his fealings
My hurt and my pain dont make me to appealing


I'd hope Jaun
Would fly up with me
Run the SG of the justice league
Kill an evil empire
maybe fly a little faster
Give him my love and the things he'd never master


Jaun would think
It was fun to fly
Returned the glove he took
make me wanna cry
Be my sidekick, but had my sympathies too
changed my life with Bat Man and the Supergroup


But Jaun Rejected me
C'est La Ve
Life is cruel, with Jauns invisibility
Even so, a hero there must be
Lowis Lane, you complete me.

Just the two of us

Uh - huh
Yeah
Just me and you
Getting Jiggy with it
Yeah, ahum
It's fun to fly, really
YOU AND I
Clark loves you
Clark loves you
you and I




by- Lenway- If you''ve ever seen Austin powers, this should be funny :)



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RE: Karaoke Contest 

And the contest is official closed. The judging will take place over the next week. The judges will be the staff that didn't participate.

Thanks for all the submissions!





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08/01/06 02:01 Topic Locked
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

And the above post is what happens when I stay up to late and jump the gun.

For some reason I was thinking it ended on the 31st.... Um.... yeah, It is the 1st... uh.... we are taking entries still, until the end of today... and i'll try not to post so late at night!





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RE: Karaoke Contest 

Weird Al's Amish Paradise (as promised)
Real Lyrics:
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

MY LYRICS:
As I walk through the city where I deal out much pain,
I take a look at my team and realize that they’re insane
But that’s just perfect for a tanker like me
You know I hate when mishes don’t have AV’s for me.
At 2:30 in the morning farming mishes,
All the squishies in the corner while I fill out PL wishes, noob
And I’ve been farming and PLing so long that even statesman thinks that my mind is gone.
I’m a tank made of stone, I’m into super strength
With a SK on my left, and a nerf in short length.
But if I finish all my farming, and you finish yours
Then tonight we’re gonna party under atlas until it bores.

You’ve been wasting most my time,
LVLing in a PL paradise.
I’ve farmed AV’s once or twice
LVLing in a PL paradise.
Its not work, just bad advice
LVLing in a PL paradise.
Some days I make act nice
LVLing in a PL paradise

A stalker tried to stab me in the back last week
I just laughed at him as I stomped him with my feet.
I really didn’t mind, in fact I wished him well.
Cause I was laughing my head off and he was mad as hell
I have never finished an arc even if it had temp powers
A tanker with a quick mish? You know that unheardable.
I never do damage but I got a sweet buff
And my teammates agree I really look nice and tough, noob
If you came for PL’s you’ll be bored to tears
I haven’t finished this mission in almost 2 years
I’m not very shy, so please point and stare,
I’m just exploiting this because it’s there.

Theres no blaster, no scrapper, no emp defender,
Not a single toon but me
Like early Statesman
This victory’s all on me.

You’ve been wasting most my time,
LVLing in a PL paradise.
I’ve farmed AV’s once or twice
LVLing in a PL paradise.
Its not work, just bad advice
LVLing in a PL paradise.
Some days I may act nice
LVLing in a PL paradise

Farming all the freakshow, earning lots of XP
Hit 50 last week, soon I’ll try out Hami.
Think you’re really squishy? PVP tear you apart?
Well I’m sure I’m a million times the hero that you are
I’m the Tanker guy all the noobies wanna be like
On the move day and night scoring INF for the little guys
So don’t be a pain, and don’t be whinny,
Or else my SideKick, I might have to boot your PLing little heiny

You’ve been wasting most my time,
LVLing in a PL paradise.
I’ve farmed AV’s once or twice
LVLing in a PL paradise.
Its not work, just bad advice
LVLing in a PL paradise.
Some days I may act nice
LVLing in a PL paradise





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He hit level 50
I thought that was nifty
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RE: Karaoke Contest 

So, I think we have all learned a VERY important lesson. thejeni needs her sleep. If she doesn't get her sleep due to a very barky refugee, she tends to be a bit scattered.

Contest is over (no really I checked the dates and everything this time), and I'm locking the thread so the staff who did not enter can start judging.





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