How does one become part of the GameAmp Staff. It seems like a cool responsibility to have in your spare time. I don't have a lot of history/XP in webdesign, etc. I'm more of an IT helpdesk/PC repair/network specialist. But it still seems like something cool to do in the spare time.
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Do not be discouraged if you are not selected. It is just as important to us to have great community members as well as Staffers.
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We are currently not looking to add any Staffers at this time, but we will keep your application on file. If a position becomes available and we think you are qualified you will be contacted via PM.
Do not be discouraged if you are not selected. It is just as important to us to have great community members as well as Staffers.
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Basically what he menas is that the great uber GA green title ppl dont want to share their giant red buttons of doom and cookies with us....we should riot or go on hunger strike
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Basically what he means is that the great uber GA green title ppl dont want to share their giant red buttons of doom and cookies with us....we should riot or go on hunger strike
no no you have it backwards, its a small button that makes a giant red cookie of doom.
but its the cattle prod you really need to worry about.
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but its the cattle prod you really need to worry about.
GO to nebraska, ive had ppl hook those up to their door bells
2 words. [Insert Explitive] [Insert Explitive] and the entire time your screaming those 2 words your dancing around shaking your hand, and then u get home and make a voodoo doll of the person that lives at that house and slowly impale them with butter knives...muahahha
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but its the cattle prod you really need to worry about.
GO to nebraska, ive had ppl hook those up to their door bells
2 words. [Insert Explitive] [Insert Explitive] and the entire time your screaming those 2 words your dancing around shaking your hand, and then u get home and make a voodoo doll of the person that lives at that house and slowly impale them with butter knives...muahahha
but its the cattle prod you really need to worry about.
GO to nebraska, ive had ppl hook those up to their door bells
2 words. [Insert Explitive] [Insert Explitive] and the entire time your screaming those 2 words your dancing around shaking your hand, and then u get home and make a voodoo doll of the person that lives at that house and slowly impale them with butter knives...muahahha
why.... would anyone.... you would need to be so deranged... are they asking to be hunted down.... i think you need some new friends.... im never going to nebraska...
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He hit level 50
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why.... would anyone.... you would need to be so deranged... are they asking to be hunted down.... i think you need some new friends.... im never going to nebraska...
Although i never did the voodoo doll part, which was really me still laughing about a ventrillo exchange i had maybe 5 min b4 the post that involved making voodoo dolls of some1, My uncle did actually hook a cattle prod up to the door bell so when i rang it, it hurt.....alot.
P.S. Think we've thread-jacked this thread enough, or can i go on, i can feed random stupidity into this thread for days.
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Never fails.....ask about administrating an website, get a reply about hooking cattle prods up to doorbells....If I only had a nickele for every time thats happened......
Actually the cattle prod has been decommissioned after Jeni left. That was more a gentle tool of vengeance and authority. In the Grif regime we actually have something far more devastating, powerful, and gets the point across a whole lot more effectively.
Point made I take it.
And Gama, thank you for showing interest in staffing. Its always great to see Ampers willing to give some of their free time to help around the network.
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Chuck Bronco responds to.....Automatic or manual?
Auto... it lets you put more rounds down range.
Accidental? What do you mean a...
Oh right. Yes, quite right.
Totally accidental....
It's best if you can laugh at yourself. ecause if you won't, others will and it's always bestest when you're the one doing the laughing.
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I need mental floss to clean that out of my mind!
SIMMONS!!! Curse you! Nasty Simmonses! We hates you! *Gollum*
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i think i threw up in my mouth .... but my 3 yr old lol and is begging for more....NOOOOOO
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gimme 3 hours and a red bull and i WILL come up with something funnier, unfortunetly that last bit kinda made my brain asplode....even the staff are contributing to derailing this thread...wow....
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Man im diggin deep, this is all i could come up with :S
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You need a retry at that humor. Of course he'd like a staff position...we get all the badass cookies (mmm oatmeal raisin)...and I really am glad there was no sound on the Gene Simmons vid...good god, I can't believe he got 3 minutes and 18 seconds of airtime....what's wrong with this society
richard simmons is the exercise guru in grift and bigs posts
gene simmons is of kiss and "the family jewels" fame
bill simmons is known as the sports guy and writes on espn page 2
russell simmons is a producer/manager from the hip-hop industry
bobby simmons is in the NBA, playing for the New Jersey Nets
the rest of the notable (aka, on wikipedia) simmons can be found
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